Hey hey! I came across some funny stuff while surfing the net. Check it out.
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Got a problem with me? Solve it! Think im trippin'? Tie my shoes! Can't stand me? Then sit down! Can't face me? Then turn around!
Highlight one by one, follow these rules:
1. I need to tell u a secret, look at 5
2. the answer is look at 11
3. Don't get mad, look at 15
4. Calm down, don't be mad look at 13
5. First look at 2
6. Dont be angry look at 12.
7. i just wanted to say hi
8. What I wanted to tell you is...the answer is on 14
9. Be patient, Look at 4
10. This is the last time im gonna tell you, look at 7
11. I hope your not mad when i say this look at 6
12. Sorry look at 8
13. Don't be getting hype, look at 10
14. I don't know how to say this, look at 3
15. you must be realllllly mad look at #9
Yeah Im a loser...
But Im the coolest loser youll ever meet!!!
BLACK MAN WALKED IN TO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE IS THE ONLY BLACK PERSON IN THERE! AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE MAN SAT DOWN BEHIND HIM AND THE WHITE MAN SAID: "COLORED PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED IN HERE!" THE BLACK MAN REPLIED...
"WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK!"
"WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK!"
"WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK!" "WHEN I'M IN THE SUN I'M BLACK!"
"WHEN I'M COLD I'M BLACK!"
"WHEN I DIE I'M BLACK!" BUT YOU SIR!...
"WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK!"
"WHEN YOUR SICK YOU TURN GREEN!"
"WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOUR RED!"
"WHEN YOUR COLD YOU TURN BLUE!"
"WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN PURPLE!"
"AND YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO DIS MY COLOUR!" THE BLACK MAN TURNED AROUND AND THE WHITE MAN WALKED AWAY!
You Smile,I smile
You cry, I cry
You laugh,I laugh
You jump off a bridge,I laugh even harder!!!!!
But if the doctors cute, skip the fruit!
Friends are like bras, close to your heart and full of support!
Funny eh? Hehe=)
over and out!